Kale Me Crazy Homewood | Health Food Restaurant Birmingham Menu (Update 2025)
Welcome to Kale Me Crazy Homewood, a vibrant health food restaurant nestled in the heart of Birmingham. Here, the menu celebrates freshness and nutrition, offering a delightful array of acai bowls and salads that cater to every palate. As you step inside, the inviting atmosphere and friendly staff make for a warm dining experience.
Indulge in the luscious flavors of their smooth green smoothies, like the refreshing Green Dream or the energy-packed Go Getter. For juice enthusiasts, the Beet-L-Juice offers a revitalizing blend of apple, carrot, and ginger that dances on your taste buds. Don’t miss their enticing wellness shots, perfect for a quick health boost.
With a commitment to using whole, natural ingredients, Kale Me Crazy stands out as a haven for health-conscious diners. Join the growing community of satisfied patrons who leave feeling nourished and invigorated!
Juices
Beet-L-Juice
apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger
Charcoal Lemonade
h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon
The Glow
pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric
Go Green
kale, spinach, cucumber, celery, lemon
Kale Yeah
kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon
Orange Juice
100% fresh-squeezed orange juice
Paradise
apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger
So Celery
100% organic celery
Recovery
banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein
Go Getter
banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
Power House
avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein
Grounded
almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey
Tropical Trippin
orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk
Green Dream
kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
The Warrior
maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave
Super Matcha
matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk
Burning Kale
celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne
Smoothies
Shots
Elderberry
elderberry, ginger, orange, lemon
Ginger (1oz)
Ginger (2oz)
Lemon (1oz)
Painkiller
ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey
Sea Moss
sea moss, orange, ginger, lemon
Wellness Shot
ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
Matcha Iced Latte
matcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.
KMC Iced Latte
coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.
Power Iced Latte
coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.
Cafe au Lait
organic coffee, maple syrup, oat milk
Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
lion's mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, organic coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk
Chai Latte
organic chai, oat milk
Golden Latte
turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, oat milk
Hot Tea
organic tea
Beetroot Latte
organic beetroot, vanilla extract, maple syrup, almond milk
Matcha Rose Latte
organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk
Hot Cocoa
raw cacao, maple syrup, vanilla extract, sea salt, oat milk
Pumpkin Spice Latte
coffee, pumpkin spice, pumpkin syrup, oat milk
Specialty Drinks
Acai & More
Acai Bowl
organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
Deluxe Acai Bowl
our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
Overnight Oats
oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter
Quinoa Bowl
quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Kale Salad
kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.
Greek Salad
lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.
Smoked Salmon Salad
lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette
Farro Salad
farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing
Mediterranean Hummus
house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
Salads
Wraps & Sandwiches
Chicken Pesto Wrap
grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
Egg Sandwich
organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
Tuna Wrap
house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Turkey Wrap
roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Vegan Wrap
kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
Chicken Quesadilla
grilled chicken, mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
Veggie Quesadilla
mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
Single Avocado Toast
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Double Avocado Toast
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Single Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
Double Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
Single Hummus Toast
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
Double Hummus Toast
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
Single Salmon Toast
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
Double Salmon Toast
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
Toast
Poke Bowl
Poke Bowl
wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.
Peanut Butter Energy Bites
dates, gluten-free oats, peanuts, coconut flakes, peanut butter, chia seeds, raw cacao
Energy Bites
Chia Pudding
Chia Pudding
chia seeds, coconut milk, agave, vanilla; topped with granola, sliced almonds, fresh blueberries, and goji berries